The present invention relates to apparatus which utilizes centrifugal force to facilitate the birth of a child at less stress to the mother.
What could possibly go wrong?
“Of course I’m not mad. If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your short-wave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle, and we’ll go inside and watch TV.”
– Homer Simpson
http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/for-the-pastor-tells-me-so/
For John Paulson and Sara Olsen Dean.
Seriously? Chocolate candy corn is the best you can think of? Have some standards people.
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
–John Rogers
This is way better than the Jar.
The video that inspired me.
